Purely hypothetical question
Let's say you're 15, almost 16. Let's say your boyfriend invited you to the Prom and you needed a black dress to match his Montreat green tartan kilt because he's Scottish and plays the bagpipes. Let's say you found the style you wanted, but can't find it in black.
Imagine the despair, the gnashing of teeth, the eating of Oreos. If you have any ideas on finding this dress in black, could you send a sign? A life jacket? A buoy or large rope with which we could pull ourselves out of the murky, dangerous waters of prom dress shopping? A hope? A prayer? A beacon of light?